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I was thinking the same thing ha ha ha!

What if she's brunette with blue eyes but identifies herself as a blonde with blue eyes?

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THANK YOU! I SO NEEDED THIS LAUGH TODAY! WOW! IT HELPED ME "LOOSEN" UP! OMG GET IT? LOOSEN? LOOSE? LOSE? OMG HA! SO FUNNY! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! :D :# :# :# :# :D

I don't have premium and never had it. So far, it doesn't sound like I've missed out on much.

Try tucking. Maybe you'll fool them!

You just caused a mass creaming of MFP women's panties.

I shaved my head bald. I'm not letting bald happen to me. I'm happening it to it!

I was in Houston for 2 years and just moved to AZ last June. Damn, I hated running in that ridiculous humidity. It's like I could drink the air when I was thirsty!

Damn, you're paying for that app? I'm sorry :'(

And self love. It leaves skin so moisturized after.

I love most styles except wit. I've been homebrewing for about 15 years now and made my garage essentially a brewery :smile:

Add me if you want, but I post things that might be offensive to others :#

MMMM Hot morning breath with coffee while breathing heavy <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Feel free to add me.

Phoenix, AZ

Depends on what you're craving. If you're craving a full body massage, a banana isn't going to help. Well, maybe it will. But that's beside the point.

Pineapple on pizza. It's horrible. Pineapple is delicious. Pizza is delicious. But they should never be combined.

Their incredible ability to speak 23,246 words per hour and have the endurance to do so for hours and hours. Plus, all those words will be about about nothing in particular. Ugh, that is so hawwwwt.

Eyes, butt and bewbz. And everything else too.

I require a note in all friend requests that include their name, address, and social security number with a statement granting me permission to conduct a full credit report and background search. You can never be too careful of who your friends are these days on MFP. Also, I want a whole paragraph dedicated and addressed…

Awesome! That is an amazing accomplishment!!!

Taco bell. For that downward dog position.

Feel free to add me!

Yeah, it's so weird when these topless women hit me up and have nothing about themselves in their profile. Happens every single day! LADIES! I'M HERE TO GET HEALTHY! NOT LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS! (well maybe...)

Phoenix, Arizona!

I suggest using peppermint leaves.

Cardinals! The pic in the below post was taken at the game last weekend against the Packers.

Anyone can add me. I do have a jacked up sense of humor and people delete me a lot, but that's cool with me :)

34, Male, Arizona.