brewingPHX Member

Nope.

Dirty panties he bought off women on craigslist.

All of his kids old diapers.

Motivational quotes.

They like their cat.

A David Bowie look-a-like Real Doll

They are proud of their arm.

No

Pictures of me she took while stalking me. OMG IM SOOOO CREEPED OUT

Pretty

If I did, it'd be more like, Me: Hi. Her: (silence) Me: Why won't you talk to me? Her: (silence) Me: SERIOUSLY!! I'M HIDING IN YOUR BUSHES WHY DON'T YOU MESSAGE ME OR COME OUT AND TALK TO ME?? Her: (silence) Me: COME ON! DID YOU REALLY NEED TO CALL THE POLICE? THIS RESTRAINING ORDER IS UNNECESSARY! Her:(silence).…

Talk about how we like each other's hair cut

Nope.

She'd probably not make eye contact and avoid all conversation.

Get windshield insurance for those big sunglasses.

Would you rather be called GILF?

NOpe

OMG LOOOOOVE THOSE SHOESZZZ

She doesn't like to show her face

1. People who push their chairs back under tables. 2. People who chomp crunchy food quietly. 3. People not talking on their phones in public. 4. People who show gratitude for holding the door open for them. 5. People who look away when yout alk to them.

Feel free to add me. I'm sarcastic and tell bad jokes, so if you're easily offended, probably not a good idea to add me.

I hear ya. Everywhere I go I've got someone asking me for a pic

Nope.

Naked FTW

The dude who stood next to me at a urinal making ridiculous sounds while sucking on a jolly rancher. Da *kitten* is wrong with people???

Feel free to add me anyone :)

Gilbert!

no

A nap.

cute