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Ok , it was me .... the donkey dosent smell that bad
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That or she is still walking >:)
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Probably not posted for six years as her plane crashed
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most excellent website.............i never laughed so much
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Im fackin crying lol
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris event
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Not unless they have a ticket ! Its so annoying that all insects travel free and can easily upgrade to first class. I once knew a flea that travelled all the way to the U.K on a bikers moustashe. The flea previously resided in a very damp but warm place ..........
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yup......can you play cards ?
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Chuck Norris,s real name is Jessica .....big jess for short :D
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lol
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@Noelv
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The Mummy
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The beautiful Debbie Harry
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Jihadi John
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Never fear flying , its such a safe and great thing to do..............crashing hurts. If you do crash heres what to do ..... seperate your limbs very quickly and spread yourself over several square miles. Only kidding.......planes rarely crash......well only once after which they dont work very well and its best to get a…
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Air conditioning unit !
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False Theres no fool like an old fool
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It was false lmho.......never again
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Tough one - Vanessa Minnillo-Lachey
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I love you !
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Boat leaving in 5
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I do have one actually......hows your mum lol
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No. He lacks trousers and therefore nowhere no put our last box of matches
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Sleep breathing (commonly known as snoring) is indeed shameful. Combined with bed wetting and night sweats this can have a detrimental effect on even the strongest love affair. I prefer fat girls in this instance :\
