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Sure. I'll F anything once :)
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Someone to make me a real breakfast. I'm tired of microwaving eggs n bacon at this josite. I want pancooked food
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Someone to make me a real breakfast. I'm tired of microwaving eggs n bacon at this josite. I want pancooked food
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The sweet hum of our thermal combustion unit
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Tell her that when she dies she'll appreciate the fact you were in the gym when you're required to help carry her casket.
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Boner
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This. Sometimes they're so pretty until they start talking
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Wow. I wonder what its like when your poop doesn't stink. Can you tell me?
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Just go up. Start a conversation and ask her to dinner. You can secure a date in under 60 seconds. Law of averages applies as well. 9 of 10 will turn you down but all that matters is the one that says yes. Get away from that online BS. Go meet girls in the real world. Build your confidence from getting shot down. Women…
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That's pure gold. LOL
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Hah. Clerks?? "The penitent man will pass. The penitent man will pass"
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I'll trade you a cowboy guy and a stink guy for these 2 girls. I'll even toss in the hand dryer asscrack guy to sweeten the pot
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To bed. I'm tired.
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Someone pass me the popcorn.
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Be sweet if they brought firefly back
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Uh oh......it broke
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Get beast mode on it bro.
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I hate to sound like a grandpa here because I'm not old enough yet but really the problem is all in your head. You're seeking assurances through others which is the wrong way to go about it. Get the heck off the internet and go explore outside. Online has ruined the youth. No one goes outside. Everyone's worried about some…
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Haha. Good ones
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Its not the jeans sweetheart
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Duct tape. Just don't get caught.
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That's gonna cost extra
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A girly giggle followed by "well that's cute" the first time you see the guy naked
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After my car accident i didn't walk for over a year. I will never run or play impact sports again so 6 weeks is laughable however I understand the feeling. Be active on those crutches. Don't use them as an excuse to sit around all day. I used to go hiking when I had crutches. Actually used them so much the metal leg wore…
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As suggested YouTube or simply googling "exercise" proper form can help. Bodybuilding.com is a great resource as well. Or you can sit back and watch someone doing the exercise as well. The gym should have a stair stepper and leg extension machine. You can also use a cable machine with legs straps to work the glutes As for…
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If you don't want to carry your water in your hand look up a camelback. I use one when I'm hiking a and hunting. Not very bulky. Has compartments in case you need to carry a wallet, phone or snacks and isn't too bulky
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I really understand the whole chocolate thing. This is the hardest part for me. I found healthy choice fudge ice cream bars. 100cal and they taste good for my evening chocolate fix. I also use gnc amplified strength chocolate protein powder. Like 95 cal a serving. Put about 8oz of cold water with 1 scoop. Tastes really…
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Zoo keeper
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Ate some hotshot black and red pepper. Took a pic. How do I post it? Drink a tablespoon of vinegar
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I must have that guys brother at my gym. Guy comes in every day at the same time. Jean shorts he made at home. Tank top and the same dirt's ball cap. He just walks around pausing with his hands on his hips and then continues walking. I've never seen him pickup anything.
