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Yes...the tv HYE felt yourself getting dumber talking to someone
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Part-time museum statue
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The fuzz from peaches carefully shaved and saved in jars. Hundreds of jars.
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I accept all FR
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The guy who puts way too much adhesive on band aides
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She put a GPS on my car but never stalked me.
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Hundreds of candid pics of the couple above her
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Air traffic control
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Never changed the batteries in her clocks
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A bachelor's degree in peppermint striping.
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Offended my horse
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Stacks and stacks of $2 bills
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Inserts the shift key on keyboards
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Yes, old love never dies Ever answer you home phone like your work phone
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Custom low rider fabricator
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The last page of every love story she ever read
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She didn't like me keeping minions in my afro
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Didn't like my afro. Yeaaa
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Her evil ex cuffed to a treadmill which she uses to power everything in her house. "Keep running hamster boy"
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A map leading to the North Pole
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5 gallon water jugs filled.with nail clippings
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She killed Kenny.
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Eyelash makeup model
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Freeway line painter
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Pineapple Farmer
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Spent more money on strippers than I did
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Thank you much. That's my Lil boss
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22 band aids a broken guitar string and a box of water balloons filled with baby oil
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Takes surveys at the mall
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Life sized poster of pee wee herman and every season of pee wee's playhouse