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antidistestablishmentarianist
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I gave up tree flirting years ago
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A coconut dropped on my head
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She'll open you a beer and tell you to shut your pie hole semi-politely
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I'm in Michigan
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Really hope it was a typo and that it's a dessert island so food isn't an issue.
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I think she likes coffee.
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I don't like to be a third wheel, or to kiss men
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When he eats chips on the couch, he cleans up the crumbs before the oil seeps into the fabric
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Cut the cord
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I'll say nice, because she threatened to stab me otherwise
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Flying or Carpool?
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Look out for ...
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Ornithology
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Yes, i just brushed my teeth so I will be minty fresh too.
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I would accept that request and hope she's super cool
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Probably
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She would only talk to me over snapchat, and then pretended she was offline
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Nope
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I can't say or it's not a secret.
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Currently am while typing this.... or not ... but would ... but she would break more than my hand
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It might be awkward...
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I would likely enjoy it until she broke my hand
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Crushed her in an argument, in arm wrestling, and in chugging a beer.
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Mexico on a drug run.
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I'd give him a spoon so he could eat his ice cream.
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Hi. I have now.
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Nope
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She uses the correct form of you’re