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Sure

He takes care of himself

Collaborates with feral cats to take over the world

He was obsessed with with Redbull, he drank it day and night and would add it into his cooking.

I love me some cubs

Sign me up :)

To be a Game Warden If you could explore one planet besides our own which would it be?

He forces me to collect him fresh human bones

Take over the world with my new partner in crime

^Because nobody can top your commentary

She has the worlds hairiest legs and refuses to shave or wax

He took doomsday prepping to a whole new level

Did the Kylie Jenner challenge and ended up in the hospital

Give it to a restaurant to garnish their beverages. Then decline when they ask if I want lemon in my iced tea

Injects random passerby's with heroine because he finds it 'funny'

My date and I had plans to go see a concert together (never met in person before this night) he got out of the car, saw me and said he changed his mind because he couldn't hang out with someone as short as me because it made him look like he was in middle school....I got right back in my car and went home, super fun. What…

Say thank you, because manners.

Watching someone type one key at a time on a keyboard

What kind of American would I be if I didn't?? What is the one thing you look forward to daily?

My wolf pack: Kotah & Keelo

Totally

He was way too close with his mother and it creeped me out!

Watched @standenvernet's youth beta sex tapes while enjoying a glass of wine

The only time you should be sockless while working out (guy or girl) is if you are swimming or playing volleyball on a beach.

If you are occupying your mind with light preference instead of your partners needs and desires you are doing something wrong...

Spoiler alert, us girlfriends aren't all we are cracked up to be. If you don't believe me look at your bank account then divide that in half, take a trip to your local shopping mall to observe the female species in action preferably near a makeup store and a Starbucks, then finish your day by leaving bobby pins and long…

I think my neighbor is pretty hot

When cops finally shoot me down for robbing a hooker in GTA

Caesar Milan trainer