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You are a psycho
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Sounds vain, but breaking a nail and having to chop the rest to make them even >:(
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^ Was thinking the same thing. When Pandora asks me every 5 minutes if I am 'Still Listening'
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When you go to write with a pen and find out after your hands are stained, that it is leaking.
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^ Or when people talk on speaker phone out in public!
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When people aren't down with OPP
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Forest Gump motivational posters
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Has to check in with his mother before his curfew at 7pm
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Go turn her in for a reward, I am sure her family was probably worried, but I am not leaving empty handed.
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Invested completely in Bitcoin
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When someone eats off the stove as I am cooking the meal. Hold up fool it will be ready shortly!
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Dress in drag and do the hula
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#useshashtagsineveryconversation
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Internet Explorer.
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She takes pictures while driving, eyes on the road woman!
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Son of a bitc#.
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People who show up to my house unannounced. Do you know how much effort it is to go put on a bra and pretend I was in the middle of cleaning?
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She was a complete stranger to me and I am not sure how we started dating in the first place
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People need an excuse to justify their twerking, brutally honest and 'offensive' tweets, and Farmville requests duh.
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Pssh more like snow white fool @dinadeee Armenian
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Can give a round of applause only clapping one of her hands
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When I make a reference or joke from a movie or show and nobody knows what I am talking about so I am left to laugh at my own wit solo.....my jokes are bad and I should feel bad.
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Puerto Rican
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Takes whale watching tours so he can point out the location of the animals to poachers
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Not being able to take a piss standing up, especially when a bathroom is nowhere in sight
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Guys who wear sunglasses while wearing a backwards baseball hat
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Corkscrew wrench
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Go base jumping with him and his friends :)
