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Add a penny-sized disc of wood to every table and chair leg over a period of several weeks to convince her she is shrinking, like in "The Twits"

Happy Saturday you beautiful people

She was pole-dancing on an icicle and got... stuck. Swore like a sailor, totally unladylike.

The stern face of an experienced teacher... or possibly an experienced dominatrix. Really it's hard to tell.

She looks like she disapproves of my shenanigans

You should schedule more than the afternoon, guapísima

Delectable

Bring my oboe and join in

I'll be there after work, but I'll expect to to get more sweaty than from just walking - I'll have my kettlebells with me

Assess her twerking skillz

I bet her smile is cute

Coffee breaks when working from home are legit

Adorably cute, that shirt might be too much

Waiting-for-my-bike-to-warm-up beard

@Coffee_Gym_Mascara @trishope You're both absolutely stunning to be fair

Student

I like the mischievous look in her eye

Annoying teachers pet ... or maybe mean girl... undecided

Assure her that I am indeed listening to her VERY IMPORTANT drunken gibberish while discreetly trying to find her somewhere to sleep it off.

Thrift store shoplifting

Thank you moms, forbidden status is fuuuuun

I start telepathically sending warning bells at her... it's only fair to warn her

Quiet library assistant. Secretly kinky AF. Like, scarily so.

Spanking her *kitten* after the pull up competition

Fingers. Not mine.

Strength training is about so much more than improving my body. It's about discipline, focus, and consistency. My parents are wonderful people, but I got away with everything: drugs, girls, partying, stealing cars... I had many difficulties, but as a young teen it was easy to run away. I like squaring up to so many plates…

Getting a restraining order - really, she doesn't take no for an answer...

No but I mercilessly distracted a friend while she made me one. To be fair if you're gonna bake in lingerie, you're gonna catch my eye. HYE been in a high speed police chase (either side of the law)?

Any celebrity who has played a ridiculously sexy, voluptuous, goth-style succubus

I think "action mom" - super active and fun but also sensible and kind