A_Patient_Wolf Member

Consistently cute. Also generally awesome.

Freshly and quite dramatically trimmed.

Shameless haircut selfies

OMG IT CHANGED

@ROBOTFOOD Sir, I very much enjoy that t-shirt. Where did you acquire it?

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Nope, it doesn't hurt my feet - had the line for maybe 6 months, it never hurt and it's a lot of fun. 0 dolphins, 0 mermaids, but the number of cute bikini girls is increasing. I totally endorse that.

ACTION BEARD

She looks concerned about something

Lol so Jo

Cute redhead... are you doing a Britney impression?

Thanks guys. Those are gym shorts tucked up, ma'am.

Ugandan

Jan 02 - Feb 25. I know, not a seflie. 0 *kitten* given ;)

Breeds llamas, trains them to race, talks of winning championships, builds their hopes, theirs dreams. Finally the day arrives to go race - the llamas get so super excited, like OMG. And she flakes, and watches their disappointment on CCTV while knitting in her rocking chair. Really, she's a cold *kitten*.

Awwww... you get me, you really do o:)

50 shades of face mask

Would crush with bare hands

Braids her armpit hair

Doesn't lift a damn thing.

I'm slightly less of an a hole than you'd think. Sometimes.

Ginger midget rope bondage porn set to obscure industrial EDM... She's quite picky apparently.

@VampiroInfermiere Mmmmm... motorboatin' https://youtu.be/V0O0nzkESTI?t=67

Actually no, and while I absolutely would in a culture where that is normal, the push to normalise it in western countries bothers me. MY FOOD SHOULD HAVE A FACE I CAN SEE. HYE removed underwear to give to someone in public on a date? Bonus points if not requested.

Has perfected the male model "gazing into the middle distance" look.

Lol I trust you are a little more adjusted than the character in Peep Show. A girl I know insists I look just like Henry Rollins.... a cool and smart dude, but I do not have a face butt on my chin, even under the beard.

Thought toast was an effective personal relations lubricate... crumby idea...

The hat is an effective face filter.