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CDs with 2000 back episodes of Dr. Phil
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we met at a mensa meeting, but were always too competitive
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found out he was......omg those legs.........fount out he......ohhh those legs......I can't concentrate
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she liked wall-to-wall carpeting. I preferred hard wood floors.
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she was a groupie
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me, her, and her bodyguard -- three's a crowd
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she and I were never in sync
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the Washington Redskins
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OMG too cute
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she refused to take the trash out
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she was a wild boar
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her hats couldn't touch the floor......good grief
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I just couldn't decide whose back I loved more
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he had this fantasy about being taken prisoner and being tortured
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she wasn't handy around the house
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years supply of bandaids
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she was always put out with me
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sex tapes
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she didn't like the strip wrestling
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he was a Belieber
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he never liked to spoon
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my old woodie was stiffer than his
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sunglasses, sunglasses, sunglasses
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he was confused about your, you're, there, their, they're, blah, blah blah
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(beignets - French donuts, as made in New Orleans to enjoy with cafe au lait) (OMG so good) (triple yum) mochi - yuck white chili (w/ chicken and white beans)
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she always wanted to play peek-a-boo from under her bangs
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he was always quoting songs, couldn't think for himself
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bad karma
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yummmmm shrimp creole
