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Can we talk about stuff instead?
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Had to be rescued by the coast guard after getting lost in a lazy river for 2 days
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Drinks wine with a long bendy straw
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Recreates scenes from Titanic in the bath with his rubber ducky every Wednesday
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Don't you think you would be the envy of all your friends?
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Just realized that spongebobs "square pants" are actually a cube.
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Introduces herself as Khaleesi
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Couldn't you bedazzle the mirrors to add pizazz?
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yuck Taco bell freezes
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Banned from every retirement home in the state for catcalling.
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Worst part: Waking up Friday morning to go to work. Best part: The end of work on Friday!
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birthday cake
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short rope
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Once got a phone call from the president. But it turned out to be a wrong number.
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Shave
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Base jump
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peel off
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Yuck Orange Flan
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Aww shucks and we haven't even be introduced yet. :blush: Toaster in bathtub. The guilt got to him.
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Knives
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Falls off of chair and hits her head taking leg selfies.
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Why not just tape a hand mirror in place of the broken one?
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What happened to your side mirror?
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Would being bored at work be an acceptable answer?
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@Sadlyinwar
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Would somebody else pretend to be that one guy?
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So what's new around here?
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I'm great! But I don't really know people anymore. So @slimgirljo15 @Hey_Its_that_one_guy
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Forward
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Could it be a strawberry lemonade?