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Watching the new season of Portlandia

annoyed

I was at home getting ready for work. I lived with my brand new fiance at the time (we got engaged on 9/8). His grandmother called us and told us to turn on the tv. I just kind of stood there in disbelief watching. I worked at a hospital at the time, so I still had to go to work. I felt like I was moving in slow motion all…

Ghirardelli dark chocolate sea salt caramel squares

Wheat thins

Watching Ozark

It was on years ago, but In Treatment is a great show. And Six Feet Under! The first two seasons of The Newsroom too, the third season is terrible.

I had a dream that I was in the middle of a gang shootout in someone's house. I was hiding in a cupboard with some other people, but I didn't know who any of the people were or how I got there.

It's 90% job and 10% personal. I actually like my job it's just the environment that I work in that sucks *kitten* and makes me want to punch everyone I work with.

1. I am ragey today 2. I can't wait to see my nephew this weekend 3. I need a new job

Inside Amy Schumer

:D :D :D

Drinking wine and watching Amy Schumer

Right. Especially when they're front teeth. Not a good look. :s

He (and this has happened twice!) was missing teeth.

You're the worst

Irritated

to go home

:'( :'( :'(

My baby brother becoming a father.

blah

I'm pretty sure my top was inside out at the gym this morning.

I *kitten* hate the word adulting.

Yaaasss! Definitely in my top 10 too. <3

Drinking my dinner and watching Midnight in Paris

A bottle of wine

You should be able to set distance parameters on any dating app you use to mitigate that.

My sex drive from 23-35 was non-existant because I was married to an *kitten* who was terrible in bed. In the past five years since I left him, it's been off the charts.

Yes! That's where I met my guy.

ZG: I'll tell you how old when I lost my virginity. BP: I really would like not to hear that.