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I hate medication descriptions that leave you hanging. I hurt my ribs on vacation, so I was popping ibuprofen like it was Pez. Later, I read the bottle "don't exceed more than 2 per 6 hours and...tl;dr" anyway, whatever it said, I had exceeded, so naturally my question was "or what!?" WTF happens when you've popped it like…
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I wonder if I'm the only person on Earth that does this...I'm standing in a flooded basement with an electric drill, I press the button...it shocks the holy j#*)#@ out of me! what do I do? Well, to be sure...I pressed the button a second time #!#$!#!!! OW!
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My tan lines make me look like an oreo cookie, sigh I'm not even the original chocolate, but a weird seasonal one
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Not counting cals and eating whatever, seems great, until you're up at 4:43am with stomach ache
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It's weird, nobody is on the beach but traffic and grocery store lines are terrible. Makes me wonder where these people are going
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Vacation...an alternative location a person travels to in order to get away from friends and family to relax and de-stress. Unfortunately, some family usually accompanies and it becomes more stressful than staying home.
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It's 2015, dont wait to be noticed, ask him out
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I'm at the pool, and its hot. It's like a beautiful sunny hell.
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glossy screens aren't so great for gaming, I'm vain, but don't like to see my reflection when 239 zombies are coming my way
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I've screwed up everything I've touched today...and now I gotta pee OH NOES!
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my normal spam is "hi, I'm Olga, me from mother Russia, I noticed your profile, chat with me at blah.blahblah.ru" but today it was discounts on speedos and viagra which caused this random thought What if wearing speedos and taking Viagra becomes a gangsta trend like letting your pants hang down :s
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The biggest problem is the "no cloning theorem" when trying to duplicate quantum particles. You've probably heard of "dark Matter" or "dark energy" superimposed entangled particles are in a "dark state" to probe the particles would cause the state collapse losing entanglement, and spoiling the possibility of teleportation.…
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Try before you buy. Sports bra shopping may require some trial and error. In particular, check potential bras for tightness -- they should be snug but not uncomfortable. Also check for irritating straps, seams or closures. Finally, make sure there's enough bounce control -- don't be afraid to jump around in the dressing…
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The mighty 22 gram of protein bar! You know it's good for you, nothing bad for you would taste this f*c#ing bad!
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Strange...they make me feel like a drug trafficker smuggling narcotics
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My friendships are like beautiful roses at season's end...They slowly blossom and quickly decay
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cows kick
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Cows should be genetically manipulated to produce Muscle Milk, to get the price per bottle lower...sheesh could you imagine how ripped baby calves would be???
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It's 2:55 AM...a perfect time to go for a run on "Broken Ankle Trail"
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ETA: tl;dr version- I wonder if I dropped a bag of m&ms at the mall, if people would pick them up and eat them?
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If you visualize all the motives for things you've done, do they appear as an elegant calculus derivative, or more like a monkey throwing paint at a canvas? Do your reasons stay fixed or change with time? If you're doing something for the wrong reason, but getting a positive result...I don't think your reason matters. Your…
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Few things in my home belong to me
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WalkRunMETs Assuming 0% grade and you're running 3 MPH, this site calcs it at 150 cal
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during sexy time, she forced me to wear a blonde wig and an orange ascot and call her "Daphne"
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I took a "hey I wanna gain 10 lbs break" last month. I think my old streak was 396 days, I'm sure it was 0 spam 0 abuse for that account, because...I'm an angel o:)
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She paddled me until I would get the names of vegetable oils right...
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She didn't want to play "UFO abduction" she insisted we play Twister covered in cornola oil
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She put on a grey suit and came into the room while I was gassed getting molars pulled. I woke up with gauze pads in my mouth believing I was abducted by aliens and she posted it on YT
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She didn't have a phone