laprimaJenny Member

My husband unfortunately sets two alarms. One 40 minutes before he needs to get up and then hits snooze every 9 mins for approximately 30 minutes in total. After hearing the stupid thing go off at least 3 times in a row, I wake up hours before I actually need to.

I can’t wait to be able to cough in public without feeling like I have a death warrant on my back.

I thought it would be horrible to shop at Costco but it actually wasn’t bad at all. The line up at the front entrance went really fast and the check out lanes weren’t over crowded as usual. Plus there was way less people in the store, hence it was a more pleasant experience.

I realise it may sound a little OCD, but for as long as I can remember I've always evenly distributed food within my mouth so that I can chew equal amounts on both sides. It's not just the amounts either, it's the type of food. For example, if I pick up a red M&M and eat it on the right side of my mouth I will then have to…

Hey you, You’re not a horrible person. You’re a normal person.

I mean, I did give up sugar for lent. But Oreos are a classification of it’s own. 😐

Well, three things. I love your t-shirt, you have nice eyes and I love the wooden door behind you.

Super cute. My daughter cons me into doing tic tocs all the time. You’re a good sport.

The hardest thing to learn in life is to learn how to truly let go of something you really want, but you know isn’t good for you.

When he appreciates my snort.

1) I’m a lot more sarcastic than people assume. I figure either I’m truly bad at it or extremely good at it. Either way it tends get lost in translation many times. 2) I love my family and adore my children 3) Music helps me process my emotions 4) I’m a bit particular with my expectations in what is considered clean 5)…

I’ll bite, shoot.

On that note, since my kids don’t have school I can kill their boredom by giving them productive things to do, such as chores and such.

I get to sleep in when I’m not on days and on my days off because my kids don’t have school.

I don’t have to drive my kids around to the many different activities they are involved in. A welcomed break from the craziness.

Fluctuating somewhere in between depending on the circumstances.

If you don’t make your bed in the morning.

I hope you had a wonderful birthday and enjoyed your meal. Your hair is absolutely gorgeous btw.

Gorgeous as always Lisa! I hope you’ve been well. ❤️

It’s about 'taking back control' in a world where you feel out of control and it has a longer shelf life than beef?!

I agree. Plus ultimately I have nothing to hide. It’s the good and the bad parts of me that make me the person I am today. There are always going to be people that like and love me for who I am. If you ain’t one of them you can simply move along.

I heard that people were stocking up to sell them on amazon to make a profit. I’m not sure if this is true, but I’m sure TP stocks are sky rocketing.

I know. It’s sad and enduring. A close friend of my family got charged for disobeying his quarantine. My cousin got sent home and is in quarantine. Italy is supposedly in total lock down. I guess they found a way to make the best of it.

Social awkwardness

Toilet paper

Schools are shut down for three weeks. I feel bad for working parents with young children.

Hey you, My butt is not here for you to slap.