laprimaJenny Member

My dog, every time I leave the house.

I heard you’re looking for a muse...

Play the lottery, if you win I’m sure you’ll find love real fast.

Mikes hard lemonade reminds me of my parents sink. Only difference was I tried to burn the evidence and realized a little too late the sink was plastic and in fact not porcelain like the one downstairs in the main bathroom. I still can’t stand the smell of that stuff.

People filter their photos but forget to filter their thoughts.

Reinventing the alphabet song will not improve children’s spelling.

Music is a huge one for me as well. My mother used to love Elvis, so anytime I hear his voice it automatically brings her to mind. Unfortunately most of the music that brings up nostalgic memories for me are in Italian so they are not worth mentioning. Although, Jesse’s girl will forever remind me of my one brother.…

Don’t worry you’re not alone. Mine are mostly negative as well. For example I mentioned earlier that I get triggered when my boss makes passive aggressive comments to me. I feel it’s mostly because he knows how defensive I naturally get when he critiques my proposals. This is most likely because my step father was overly…

People that feel they need to have the upper hand in situations.

When I smell fresh biscotti baking in the oven I immediately feel a sense of nostalgia. It reminds me of when my grandmother used to cook them for me when I was a child.

When someone needs to over explain something and/or justify their behaviour.

Perhaps it’s a strange question, but why are there four separate carpets on the floor? Also nice shoes. 😊

Great pic despite the jersey! 😘

When he doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty.

Better late than never.

Exactly! It’s the simple things that matter and coffee is where it’s at.

“Oh that’s nice that you can also speak Italian! But I also speak Italian, German and French.” (Insert smirk)

Well I didn’t let on that it was mine. I stayed under the water until he left and then quickly got out trying to hide my upper half by keeping my arms folded. Then I wrapped myself in my towel and quickly returned to my room. I’m sure he knew they were mine but he didn’t say anything.

I purchased a product very similar to these a few years back and wore them inside my bikini top on vacation one year. I was horribly embarrassed when one fell out in the hot tub and the guy next to me said, “gross, who was eating chicken breast in here?”

Sorry to hear about this. Sometimes life sucks but sounds like you’re lucky to have such a great support system. Keep your head up.

Sometimes I find it extremely hard to not over react in situations that I know my reaction will ultimately cause the exact opposite effect I was looking for.

Believe him when he says he’s only staying for the kids.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

He’s only being mean to you because he likes you and doesn’t know how to express his emotions.

I have heard many variations but this is the most MFP approved.

Statistics say...

I grew up with the same concept except it was olive oil fixes everything.

Sisters before misters.

Sharing is caring. 😬

When you constantly have to compare yourself to your significant other exes and/or need your partner to continuously reasure and validate you. As well as, when one reads too much into everything their partner says and does. The reality is that you can’t solely rely on your partner to make you feel good about yourself. In…