Mr_Stabbems Member

I need advice on shopping for remote controlled devices. Range specifically so I'll meet anyone who's prepared to test them with me.

No lol I'd leave if that was the case Yes it was magical.. Sorry my phone auto corrected "me' to "donkey" Pizza or fifa?

Yes and nude Ride motorcyle or ride donkey? Love all but the kind you think are the raisins you dropped near the rabbit cage P.s. we both had the same response. Must be a UK thing...

I can't say, she has jealous stalkers. :D

Motorcycle maintenance done!! Love a midnight fiddle :|

@jenjencin78 Lol I won't let you guys have him, he's my wingman. You'll have him cleaning pools and serving drinks in nothing but a own tie.

evening all @FrodoBaggsey what u doing in here boy!

i get hit a lot. does that count?

@MrsUptonOgood you work in a hospital?

@synchkat 1 or 3, im saving leaning 3.

^^ I had to do that lol, its not directed at anyone at all....I couldn't let the joke pass me by.

I knew that! did u know a group of cows is called mfp?

@synchkat you're not on my FL? I thought u were. I have a face there...its not scarred. Although @Kvm11628 said my face reminded her of a cross between Gollum and santa.

You've seen more than enough Kim :lol:

off the top of my head henshem, Frodo, mr rok, Michael, maybe all not bodywise (to some) but facially. Im don't see the zyzz style body as attractive. Its like highly processed food lol! No one wants to see my selfies lol you lot would dry up faster than the sahara...

lol I just don't see it, there are better on here imo. But enjoy! :D

Ohhh lol I skipped over him, whenever I see borders on pictures I assume its stolen.

lol wait wait, are we talking about that dan guy??

yeah I did that a while ago, works well. go for it!

penis length (reduce that fat pad!)

So who needs a massage! I have good hand skills

Fine! I'll do you But I am not changing that homemade thing! That *kitten* takes car batteries and they're heavy!

I think im gonna need a workforce here lol. This job is bigger than I thought! @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy can I get some help here?

Perv 101 requires demonstrations. Any volunteers? Tips Heavy breathing is a must Like wildlife docs, do not interfere. Tissues are for amateurs, bring a fleshlight

Sorry vik my friend I'm both plumber and masseur I will need holiday though so... stand in?

It usually points out of the closet....jesus are u guys amature pervs??

We can moonlight? masseur...

I don't know how there are so many closet pervs, my camera equipment is set up in there how do they all fit? Oh maybe that's what the gentle shaking is...

You do adulting the right way:P

I'm not a parent but something about putting my kids on the Internet doesn't sit right. Each to their own though! Enjoy peeps.