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He was paranoid! I was praying for him and slipped!
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She thought I smiled too much
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He didn't like my special 10 cheese casserole I made for every meal
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He thought I was blocking
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Pics for proof?
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No about what?
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My kitty bit him
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He needed an exorcism
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Wanted to do it during the sermon
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I liked to do kitty role play
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Such a tease
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If you like!
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See no panties!!!!!
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Can you teach a klutzy person?
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See no crack
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He was always rubbing one off, what???? I mean boogers off his nose!
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Found him rubbing my sister
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Crack is whack
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He wanted more than I could give
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Was always too chafed
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Make a run?
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Best beeches here
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Bagels n beeches
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In for bagels!
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He had a twin, I was confused. Never forgave me
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He was a food snob
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Cried when watching Taco Bell commercials
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He was constantly getting texts during sexy time and he answered them!
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Thought I was too sensitive
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He used duct tape for a jock strap
