OneHundredToLose Member

You're speaking from a position of ignorance. Please do some reading on how the flu shot works, what it protects against, and what it does not protect against before you speak authoritatively on the subject.

man, I drank a lot of whiskey

It's Bad Joke Eel http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bad-joke-eel

I feel like if it's going well I won't have to worry about wearing a mumu anymore

Did I hear a rustling in the bushes outside my bedroom?

No, because video chatting has been a thing as long as I've been an adult. Have you ever broken a major bone?

I feel like I'm feeling like I feel pretty good

Pegging, but that works too :tongue:

That's a solid point.

I'm somewhat ashamed that I already know what that is.

Yay for office jobs where drinking at work isn't frowned upon

Now I just have to find a way to convince my SO to still sleep with me when I wear a mumu to bed :tongue:

Willingness to dress in costumes

Red Label tastes weird. #BlackLabelMasterRace

Mumus look comfortable as hell. When will it become socially acceptable for men to wear them?

I'm a big fan of Jameson. I love Jameson in a whiskey glass with a couple ice cubes and a splash of Dr. Pepper.

I'm drinking whiskey at the moment, actually. Nothing great though, Evan Williams and Diet Dr. Pepper at the moment.

What's up, peeps?

I can solve a rubiks cube in 45 seconds

Hey they're still warm for a while after they stop breathing, so speak for yourself.

My girlfriend asked me to talk dirty to her, so I said "dishes...laundry...bathroom". That didn't go well.

Do you know that I tend to get along with everyone, it's other people who don't seem to get along with me?

Well then by that logic, shouldn't we get along famously?

If there's one thing you learn about me, shouldn't it be that I don't take anything seriously, joke about everything, and try to troll people at every opportunity?

Take Satanic communion while listening to Ritual by Ghost

Expose her to Amon Amarth :tongue:

Should we start a rivalry where we reply with snarkier and snarkier comments until one of us takes it seriously and gets angry?

We'd compare notes on metal bands, I'm guessing

She'd chastise me for not liking chocolate

Why would it make you feel sad? Must each and every thought be original?