ThatFatAsianNerd Member

Ry hurrr! Holla' atcha' boy, boo!

For a second there, I thought you were the legendary Bajheera of World of Warcraft.

Try and stop me.

Earlier. The moment you see this upon walking in late into the same room (after boss man's insistence) that you're staying in with the new hire who flew in on an earlier flight and you've never met this person before: You're like: But what's the deal with the orange-ish/light reddish loofa on the shower handle already,…

Venti soy misto :::sips with pinky raised up :::

That was hilarious! :D Thanks for that. I get the feeling this parody was written by people paid by crossfitters.

Do you have a photo of yourself where you're not all "goth" or whatever? Just curious. I get that "You knew that?" surprised look quite a bit.

Pass, dude

phone going off, pre-drunk people already trying to see if I'll drink so they all end up crashing here at 4am

Dang, looks like Alec and his droogs got in here with a bunch of salt. LMFAOz

Blonde Kate Box

I interface with my colleagues in Greenland or Antarctica at least once a day and I kind of have to look "business casual" when we do that. For the most part though, I just put on a buttoned up shirt or something formal and presentable but I'm basically wearing gym shorts/basketball shorts or sweats with it and I don't…

Just add a turtoise wearing Ray-Bans while jamming on the xylophone and you've got a band!

Yes, I'll take a number and get in line. Ticket says "36363636474474" aka NO CHANCE for me!

I can't have my 6th month chip until I get back from IL. This sh** is gonna be tough because my former roommate permanently lives in Champaign now and two years ago, we were pretty much walking around Blind Pig while chugging IPAs down our throats straight out of pitchers.

I'll be honest with you, when I see your username, it makes me go all Chris Carraba/Dashboard "Screaming Infidelities" on my "secret" cyber-crush and stuff.

People who leave nut-juice in the shape of a heart or a butterfly on the leather benches at the gym. I usually say, "Aaaawwwwww. Swooooooon!"

"I am Enrique Iglesias. You heard my father. Prepare to dance." ::: snaps his fingers in the air :::

Kind of looks like Village people meets Cthulu meets Highlander meets Little House on the Prairie. All while the Bee Gees music is all over the soundtrack. Nerd Rushmore worthy!

I'd get a hotel if I landed at night but I'm gonna be landing just before noontime, so there will be enough daylight for me to at least be like: "Hey, that cornstalk looks just like that one I passed 17 minutes ago. Hmm, wonder if they're related?" DISCLAIMER: I LOVE CHI but Peoria just sucks. Metamora, worse.

Are the cornfields you usually see in Illinois around this time of the year still green or are they all pretty much dead? Have to drive from O'Hare to Metamora/Peoria (not so bad) and I've never done it around winter time. I've looked at the forecast for that day and there isn't gonna be any snow, but how can one make this…

"Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates" Did you know someone whose codename was "Switters" by any chance?

that one girl with the hair in that one movie starring that one guy from that one big movie that came out a couple years ago

Fun! (Plus having a blast with a stunner like her would make me the star of the conga line!) https://youtu.be/RBM3RlgjhQQ

Ever get one of those days where you're listening to old classic rock on Pandora and something like "Time for Me to Fly" comes on and you suddenly feel like putting your cigarette out, shades back on, then get on board that plane? Destination?

LOL

B) you coo

Good afternoon now! Bright sunny day out. Unfortunately I'm indoors. :)

That picture... duuuuude.... :D :D :D :D