ThatFatAsianNerd Member

:D :D

Hypothermia cuz she's just too damn cool. (Wooohooo I'm smooth! NOT.)

My fault, buddy. You seem like a nice, respectful, good guy. I should have clarified myself and said MOST men out there. Haha!

Larry

... been to Southern California, mainly Los Angeles and the surrounding counties? If not and you plan on doing so in the near future, do NOT venture out beyond Pasadena and the San Gabriel Valley, because when you hit Riverside County/San Bernardino County, it's the biggest sh****hole on Earth. AVOID Riverside/San…

Yup, still Baywatch shorts.

Goal-oriented, low-key, down-to-Earth, and great with kids. Nothing makes me want to get up and leave more than "I hate kids" type of comments.

Larry

That is awesome!

Baywatch shorts

This Roger Clemens-Roy Halladay Twitter beef is hilarious though.

Now I'm P'O'ed and about to go on an anti-Stankee rant but I'll refrain. LOL. Starter/relief/closer/whatever, I almost put some obnoxious NYC dude through a glass door at a bar in St. Mark's square after he kept getting in my face about how Mariano was better overall than Nolan Ryan.

Worst cheater of all is Payrod. Then again, he's a Stankee. Clemens, Payrod, Andy Pettite, Jason Giambi, all cheaters. I think Derek Jeter was clean. Put up asterisks next to these guys' names* at Cooperstown. *PED era accomplishments

Pete Rose will NEVER get in.

I was watching First Take the other day and Skip Bayless and Screamin' A. Smith BOTH agreed (and if you're a fan of the show, you know these two hardly ever agree on anything) that a reputed and highly-regarded sportswriter once wrote in his book that at age 35, Barry was at Ken Griffey's birthday party and said this to…

Clam shells to cover her breasts and combs her hair with a fork.

Hard bargain.

Green phone

He's cooler than a polar bear's potato.

Starbucks. I just skated from Will Rogers all the way to Venice Beach and down Lincoln and back again. Will probably grab something to eat if anything is open around the 3rd/Promenade. I feel like crepes this morning. The beach is beautiful in the morning, even though the actual sun rises over the mountains and not above…

I can't pick one. I dig your style. But yeah, that smile brings everything together. (Yeah I know that sounds so cheesy and all but I really like your look.)

Jo, you butter me up so well that it feels like I'm trying to climb a flag pole that's been dripping with WD40 from the top. It's impossible not to love you haha

Oh nice! You look great and happy. I usually look like one of those Salvador Dali clocks after I run. All sprawled out and melted on the floor.

Selena Gomez or Becky G

I'm not really sure. One minute I'm on the couch watching Anne of Green Gables on TV and the next thing I know, I'm being carried by four half-naked buff golden-tanned Mediterranean guys into this thread -- and one of them is feeding grapes straight into my mouth.

Lighter haired Lauren Sanchez, a local newscaster in Los Angeles who has a son with the great Tony Gonzalez of the KC Chiefs.

Likewise! And really low-key but pretty!

She's gaaaaaaawjus.

@keepingupwith_kristen you're either an attorney or a teacher, either way, you're bad news. Lol.