ThatFatAsianNerd Member

You look like that one boxer's girlfriend.

Hi guys, does anyone enjoy being a smarty pants reader like me? I love reading so much cuz it's awesome and sh--. I even take notes when I read cuz I'm so smart. Here's proof:

Pretty sure I would.

Lying. She's admiring something else within these pajama jeans. (Gobstoppers inside a rolled up ball of socks.)

@slimgirljo15 is sitting across from my table and she keeps doing that Basic Instinct Sharon Stone leg-switch on me. Stop that. I'm wearing pajama jeans in here and I really gotta pee.

Hey, I'm in the club and my phone just buzzed. Says new e-mail. "Let's make out behind the speakers." -- Handyrunner ::: shakes fist @keepingupwith_kristen :::

F that Magic Mike crap. Not gay or anything but I really dig this sh--. http://youtu.be/eb9xuYKJVeo

Stumbling around drunk trying to look for her missing shoe when she suddenly falls down and grabs on to some VIP curtains where it gets wet with the liquor she was carrying around. The curtains land on some candles on the VIP table and starts a fire and burns down the club.

Also just got this fitbit as a gift and to be honest, I feel like this is just going to be another distraction. Like it's just going to aggravate my OCD-ness or something.

Oh here it is (English thread). I'm at my neighbor's apartment watching some old comedy standup and this guy is pretty decent -- talking about how when the British get really mad, they say sh****t like, "I'm gonna write a letter!"

@thepetrovafire Barbara Sepulveda of Kudai http://youtu.be/MiUBuZz3HLk

@thepetrovafire @pie_eyes Do you guys remember this episode? http://youtu.be/Lhj_6U7jAj8

The video is from the song "On Melancholy Hill" from The Plastic Beach album by The Gorillaz.

Oh you know what, @pie_eyes you actually remind me of some of the characters in this awesome video. And @thepetrovafire is obviously the girl going nuts with the tommy gun: http://youtu.be/04mfKJWDSzI

Pinky from Pinky and the Brain

Got so addicted to Angry Birds that she smashed the sh**** out of her phone into tiny grains and snorted it. Nasally bled to death.

He's probably realized that with V-Day, S.O.'s birthday, Christmas, anniversary, vacations, etc., less things to worry about.

You'd think that being "single" for the first time in a few years, it'd be easier on the wallet, but it's really not lol

Have you ever seen that movie "Krull" from back in the 80's? This reminds me of that island fortress/glass castle thing in the middle of the water in a distant planet where they had to venture out to. Really cool! http://youtu.be/ndpV6qfQJVw

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@kace_kay @synchkat @Crimson_Fire Thank you and likewise! Cheers! :) :) :)

Merry Christmas everyone! The second half of 2015 has been completely wonderful for me and hope it continues on. And more importantly, I hope your 2016 becomes one of the best years as well! Enjoy the rest of your holidays! Me last year at this time (drunk idiot about to get kicked out of grad, didn't care about anything…

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That sounds pretty awesome lol

A private session with her trainer at night when the gym has closed.

See, you've just thrown a monkey wrench into this whole... this... this... nevermind.

Right now, pretty f'n pissed cuz I might end up in Lansing then driving 4 hours to a$$ville Peoria in a couple of days. I don't understand why I can't just fly straight to O'Hare and have my sister and her fam drive to Peoria themselves. There's only so much Dora the Explorer crap I can put up with in the back of a damn…

I wonder if like, the figurines are edible like candy or something.

That's awesome!