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One of those sexy *kitten* married women on a business trip who drinks alone at the hotel bar downstairs and after signing her tab, leaves the bartender her room key and room # and the words: "Whenever you get off..."
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https://youtu.be/gkeCNeHcmXY
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Nerds can be cool too, even if they don't fit the epitome of what a "nerd" looks like. We can be cool AF. #don'thate
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Installed them. Not the furnishings. The painting on the left though -- mine. That room was built for someone to practice dancing in. I used to dance in there myself. I can do this sh*** while holding two red cups on both hands, or no hands, bunny slippers, whatever.
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I keep reading that advertisement banner as "up yours miles" every time I open the app. I get the hint.
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Duly noted. Mom's been text-messaged along with the obligatory "Mom, did you get that first message? Pretty important *kitten*."
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A DeLorean programmed strictly to take him back to a My Chemical Romance or The Used concert in 2005.
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An autographed picture of Screech's impersonator.
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G'mornin' KaceyKace!
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Good morning. Just woke up. Gonna go running!
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A box of assorted luminous colored rubber chickens
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I like your sweater. I think this watch I got last Christmas that I've never used is unisex. I just need to find a gift bag for it so it's yours.
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Missed out. Now I can't remember where I parked.
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It's right next door so I'm gonna walk there right now.
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What the hell does it take to be a "tech guy" at this place because I've already done the research for this guy and he's clearly trying to pretend like he knows what he's doing. Nice kid, but hasn't been back for 5 minutes. I suspect he's in the back office Googling for the exact items that I already told him he needed to…
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@Jess1989ica I think she's elegant, smart with natural photogenic radiance, yet surprisingly she's down-to-Earth for someone who's usually that good-looking. But no, no crush. She's probably a great wife to her hubby and an even better mom to her son! I'm serious!
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@legs180 for that bad mofo above me
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Taro slush
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I would probably carve the date we became friends on the side of a tree using a boba straw. This shet is gonna take some time.
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@petrovafire
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Asking himself why he agreed to go on a date with a dude to Club Silencio and wondering why it's all quiet in there yet everyone is dancing and having a great time while doing sign language.
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I mix Delsym, Theraflu, and Cepacol and I'm usually alright for a good 2 hours after that.
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At least with snow/ice the chains help a great deal. It's horrible though when people think they can get away with driving in the snow without chains.
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People driving in the rain in LA. All slow and barely moving, as if they're all scared that the cars are gonna keep sliding like a puck or something. It's just water, people!
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DISCLAIMER: By argument/debate, I'm talking about real matters that require serious resolutions, otherwise if she's being a backseat driver, I'll take 83 wrong turns on purpose.
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@DrFever100 Number 5 is usually that punch you get out of nowhere from her at 3am while you're fast asleep. Then you ask her what the hell that was for and she'll tell you something totally logical like "I had a dream that you were talking to other girls."
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My ex would get violent but she was tiny, like 5'2", so everytime she'd try and throw punches at me, I'd grab her wrists and start doing the tango and shet hahaha
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Hahaha! This is what I do (yes, this is really me like 2 minutes ago):
