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That's alright. The more you drink, the better I'll look.

@sunn_lighter Molly, I could totally see you enjoying your life in an Italian cottage made of stone, possibly two floors, big kitchen, and an even larger garden in the back where you tend to your own vegetables and flowers in between writing your book and whatever else you love to do during your day. You may even buy…

When your Tinder date pulls out a bottle of perfume from her purse at the end of the night and starts spraying it all over your phone. Like, WTF?!?

You know what's funny (or really not) about that Ashley character? She was what, maybe 11 at the time? The way she switched over from sweet to angry just seemed way too natural and effortless that you can't help but think maybe she wasn't acting at all. Still a very talented girl though. Still young and I'm hoping she…

@kace_kay She's exercising her eyelids. Either that or the lashes are heavy as F.

Coffee mug from Biarritz

Get it together, buddy. Gotta stick to your rules. ::: slaps own face several times :::

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What's up boss?!? If I flirt with you, would I get a raise?

Thanks!

Ok last one. Gotta get back to work.

He'll play one of the underlying Joseph Conrad themes that's been used over and over again since Apocalypse Now.

I think we're making a mountain out of a mole hill here. Also, this entire "risk of offending anyone" thing is pretty blown out as well. If this were a panel or a face-to-face conversation, the question really isn't as offensive as we're making it out to be. We shouldn't have to live in a society where we're all feeling…

U of H? Cullen FTW! Dr. Economides RIP! Funniest professor ever.

Yeah, Keenan & Kel was great but "All That" was also really good. Pierre in the bathtub and Amanda's "Dear Ashley" segments

True. The SuperScope was the 90's.

Nice. Do you guys remember some SBTB knockoff show called "California Dreams"?

I know most of these came out in the 80's but I used to watch them all the time on VHS in the 90's: The Last Starfighter Flight of the Navigator American Ninja 1-4 Rambo Bloodsport (I think this movie started the…

Wasn't Step by Step part of that Friday evening lineup?

@Jiz_Joe

I'm doing randoris today so I'll see if I can somehow bust the phone out of the gi while I'm about to eat the mat.

Was seeing one for a few months and I started really digging her when I saw how great of a mom she was with her child. It's definitely NOT a deal-breaker, that's for sure.

My 20's went by real quick, especially after 26. I think being 31 (MFP year date needs to be updated), I'm starting to feel very much ok with who I am. It just feels like it's going to get better from here on out. I'm more comfortable with myself these days.

I know I try and joke around a lot but when I want to know more about something, I just ask. People are usually pretty adept at differentiating between sincerity and whatever falsehood is masqueraded as something genuine within a loaded question. And if I do offend someone, I'll apologize for it. People can misconstrue…

Intense clavicles

Asking me for a free drink. So I'll lean over and tell him to do what I usually tell dudes who want to get drunk for free. Go up to a bunch of people and ask them what they're drinking. After they tell you, claim that you've never heard of it. Most will offer you to take a sip just to try it. Take a huge gulp. Say it's…

I feel like a bad *kitten* walking to the water fountain with my Dropkick Murphy's shirt on while blasting "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus in my headphones.

Jo, that's it. We're through. When you kissed me I noticed your condom breath. ::: drives home listening to Celine Dion in the car :::