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Marge Schott in the shower, with one leg on the handle. Or against the wall in a hallway. Or sitting down on a vibrating washing machine. Marge Schott of today!
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215 lbs. 16-17% right now. Nerd with cyber-gf just killin' it.
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My cyber-gf wants to stay anonymous.
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Listen, I had a wardrobe malfunction with those bright green speedos alright. Cut me some slack.
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I'm pulling out my guitar and it's missing an E-string. But here's a note for you, @00EmilyJo00 https://youtu.be/NHxS8wlDngI
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I hate when people don't wanna share the same treadmill when the gym is full. Or when they judge me for bringing along my shrimp-toed Asian granny dressed as a Sherpa so I don't get lost doing the stair-climbers.
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Hey buddy, you have a hot wife. I have two "friends with benefits." Their names are Lefty and Righty.
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Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughin' so hard I'm coffin'! :D
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I don't believe in all of that crap but I once told somebody to go be a "cancer" somewhere else and she threw a 9 iron at me. She really was a Cancer. I probably deserved to get hit with it though.
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Larry
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She's like 65, but hey, what the hell, I'll take what I can get. She'll probably be like "Over my dead body." And I'll be like, "I'll make sure to be at your funeral so I can come back at night with a shovel." Really though, she's awesome.
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For the longest time I held so much anger against her for leaving me. And I felt that she owed me at least an "I'm sorry." But I realize today that it wasn't her at all that left me. The truth is, I let her walk away when I should have done everything in my power to prevent her from walking away. And for this, I'm the one…
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Feelin' good, feelin' f'n great. This is like that scene in Bourne Supremacy where Pam Landy totally owns her boss and gets security clearance and full access to Treadstone files. ROFL.
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David Chokachi/David Charvet shorts
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Larry
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Not "cheating" if one is single/unattached. It's ok to chill with other people. Now, eventually one of these people could end up being someone you'd find yourself wanting to be mutually exclusive with, and that's probably the right time to be monogamous.
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I'm headed to a tattoo parlor now to get "Are you important?" tattooed on my chest so I can stare at it every single time someone requests to be a pal without any sort of message on it.
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Good job, buddy.
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Yeah, they're pretty awesome. I had one for nearly 14 years, basically grew up with him. They can eat anything. I used to chuck McDonald's cheeseburgers and all that on the floor and they'd just devour it in seconds. Only thing about Bassets is that they will run up on people coming to your house in an aggressive manner…
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If you can, start purchasing equipment little by little, even if they're used. But make sure everything is still in good working condition or have someone who know of these machines look at them first and check that everything mechanically works. That's if you like to use certain machines. Now with regards to free weights,…
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Larry
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This happened a few years back but at this gym in Arizona (Florence/Anthem where a friend of mine bought a house), they have a private gym within the community that's equipped with brand new everything. Anyway, it's got nothing to do with all of that, because this incident occurred in the restroom. I was pi$$ing and some…
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LOL my therapist calls it "jovial"
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Very sweet lady. Warm smile, seems confident, good aura about her.
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I'm about to watch Labyrinth while eating ice cream and shyt.
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I have my own gym at my house but for things like deadlifts and other certain exercises, I force myself to go.
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Darn it. I knew I'd forget something really important! ::: walks with head down, rain pouring on my head :::
