ThatFatAsianNerd Member

Sitting in an airport toilet yelling out to people next to me: "Hey guys, let's all do the waaaaave! Wooohoooo!"

@BehindtheMic heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... does yo' fine *kitten* need a microphone to sing me this: http://youtu.be/Ry6XUsow4Vg

Best Job: Donkey porn director Worst: Had to resort to POV-style as no actresses volunteered. These donkeys were very HARD to deal with.

@dmac_101 @csbnga @mre102r

Maybe go and take a ballroom dance class or something cuz it'd be fun and something new but if you tell anyone I know about it, I swear... I'll still go anywhere with you.

I really love the shape and curves of your brain.

Jeremias - "Mientras Tanto"

Rejecting everyone's advances.

Chill on the patio, sit back, relax, enjoy a cold one, and watch the fireflies up on the trees on a warm summer evening.

Did you say you were passing on me? Oh yeah? Guess what? :::: crashes through his living room wall with a bag of dirt and cardboard coconut tree :::: I'm bringin' the island to you, motherf***** !

Almost Famous

A Top Spartan?

Dozensofbeads

Who was in The Seventh Seal with Max Von Sydow?

@maxweinberg

@mre102r @csbnga @RunTimer

@LetThisRiceUGirlKnowThatIcanLookBeyondThatBecauseWeBothAgreeThatNolanRyanIsTheGreatest :p

With you? We'll have sea turtles and otherexotic animals playing bongos and saxophones singing Beach Boys classics, Jo!

Haha! @csbnga An old VHS of himself singing along to Tiffany's "I think I'm Alone Now"

The best compliment is when you're chatting with someone and you're just staring at the floor or off to the side, listening, and when they're done talking, you suddenly look 'em straight in the eyes and they get this expression you can't put into words. Every time you talk to them again, it's like, they'll avoid eye…

His hair might be longer for now, but I'm coming for this guy's title. Cuz.... :p

This has got to be one of the funniest threads ever. You guys are all awesome. :D :D :D :D

Hahahaha I bet helicopter pilots who end up in nursing homes years from now will call that one lady with one tooth but gives amazing h*** "Chopper One."

Earlier. Like my new haircut?

Funny you say that. I'm watching this and I just know it's gonna suck.

This Rhone is f****cking great but are we all done here because I need to find a gym.

Pauly Shore's career.