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has 20/20 vision without glasses
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Can't get jiggy with it
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Go that way *points in a random direction* And don't worry...the quarterback after your current one will take you to the Super Bowl.
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Deez Nuts!!
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If you rub my head, I will be able to tell you whatever you want to know. Here's a freebie: Denver doesn't make it to the Super Bowl.
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Hates running
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Especially if they are dirty <3
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@mandipandi75 Hires men to be female impersonators
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Serve whale for brunch
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Calvin Harris - Summer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXbLfLACGM
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On a for real personal note...massage with a happy beginning
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mouth...and all the words that come out of it
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Be a picnic table canvas for @fightsong2015 and @slimgirljo15
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You and I will make our own videos so it won't seem like you are doing all the work. Capisce?
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Now we really need an accountant.
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Noted. watch her play patty cake with no hands
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@mhiggi02 There's no such thing as bad publicity. I could use an accountant ;) have her help me manage all the money from the money @mhiggi02 and I bring in
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935 Hillsboro Mile, Hillsboro Beach, FL It's a summer home of mine. MFP Blowout Bash happens every weekend starting Friday at 6am until 6am Monday morning. Everyone is invited.
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Record the stuff going on under the bleachers at the game and sell it online
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Was upset that I was practically a virgin Wouldn't sleep with me because she didn't like the face I made when she wore "that shirt"
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Kept calling me The Randy Lil' Pirate, Arrr!
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Drive out of the movie and go fight crime...or something else....
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Shhhh....oh, you were just singing. Carry on ;)
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She wouldn't take off her Broncos shirt when she came to bed
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Her shades are insured for approximately $500K USD
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This thread is called "Post a lie", not "post a fact" ;) Enjoys wrestling with Grizzly bears. Real bears. Not hairy men with massive beards.
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She's a butter churner on the weekends
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None of mine say anything on the forums. They know the golden rule: Loose lips sink ships.
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Psssh. She knows.
