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Are you saying you prefer men's legs but with women's feet? Wouldn't a woman's foot look better on a woman's leg? Don't you think there are men that have better legs than women and can walk better in heels?

Would you believe we may have a new applicant that wants to be stalked? :naughty:

Would you believe when I broke my collar bone I had to use my feet to open doors when I was holding things in my other hand? Aren't feet so useful? Have you seen 'My Left Foot'? Can you get hairy feet? :scream:

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Do you know how useful that information would be? Do you know webbed feet look amazing to me?

Would you sign the contract and fill in the details so that I can stalk you without police involvement? Do you know I think you prefer women's legs?

Would you be surprised that it didn't shock me? Do you like pretty women's pretty webbed feet to? Do you have a particular foot type you like? Does size matter?

Would I be correct in thinking you admire the human feet?

Do you know I haven't been in that thread in case I get a mean name :? :joy:

Should we all change our names? Do you think if we go into what does this person suit as a name thread (something like that) we take the names we are given for a day? :joy:

:joy: do you know I don't think the look in your dogs eyes says he's munching on peanut butter? Don't you think he looks happy and content with being next to his owner?

Do you know I agree with you there? Wouldn't you say a man that loves his dog.. can keep a wife?

Do you know that is quite a name you have there? :joy:

Do you realise I have to look through your windows at all hours? Do you know the paperwork that entails? Could you fill out the form I hand to you, it's a survey on houses in your area asking about your neighbours and local shops etc?

Question is... Would he tell us his name? :/ do you know I think he'd tell you, but I get a feeling he'd tell me his name is John Doe and give me his number (wouldn't be his of course... Would be the number to the nearest hospital )?

Would you believe I'd be ecstatic if you weren't freaked out, also quite happy that you aren't?

What If his name is ironically Josh? Do you think @_the_invisible_boy will mind?

Do you know that doesn't work? :joy: do you know you do your own dishes or at least load them? Are you saying you are a woman too? :wink:

Do you know I recycle because it won't fit in my rubbish (garbage?) bin? :joy: do you know I wanted a compost bin, but decided I didn't like the idea of rotten food sitting in my garden?

Should I add him to my stalking list?

Does the straight face you show say otherwise? Are you happy we mentioned you in this thread or freaked out that a stranger has mentioned you? :joy:

Hot dinners? * Samples of paper plates?

Do you know I've never thought of doing that? Lol. Do you think paper plates will hold hit dinners?

Don't we always do that? What should we make up?

Would you believe I love cleaning bathrooms because of the gleaming surfaces afterwards? :joy: do you know I hate laundry and dishes? Would you believe when my family come over I avoid my kitchen because I know every single utensil and plate would have been used and sat there waiting to be washed?

Did you bring a little today? Don't you think we need some good drama too?

Aren't we all in one mfp relationship and having affairs left right and centre? :o

Would you dry the dishes as I wash them?

Would you believe when the blue room was mentioned there was even more drama in here? :joy: