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when you play the xbox and she makes you a sandwich
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wot
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she couldnt take a joke
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yes more than likely ha
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seen her around
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she told me cake wasnt healthy
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very accurate assumptions
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bonfires and mud tires
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may you always pull out more than his wedgie
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pb&j picnic at the park
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the love triangle, more like the bermuda traingle nothing comes out alive
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wonder woman
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her brains didnt have enough gasoline
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her style
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like the wet dog that she fed my toast to ;)
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nobody goes to the gym with enough self esteem to talk to other people
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she told me if my brains were gasoline, i couldnt run a piss ants go cart 2 laps around a cheerio
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Ask why you're staring at my boobs im trying to work them off!!
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perfume and chicken nuggets
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hold on, let me call my uncle he has a hazmat suit.
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I made her toast for breakfast and she gave it to the dog
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May you never find another guy who wants more than in your pants.
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She called me by her brothers name in bed
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How would you know if vodka would be better after you're drunk if you're already drunk from vodka?
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To the beep on the phone base that represents a new voicemail and the nonstop traffic outside the livingroom window
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Do you hate vodka, also known as heartburn in a bottle, as much as I do?
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I got so drunk I threw up last night, what about you?
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I am always open for friend requests, and I share my food diary with friends on my page!
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Yes it's warm compared to what I'm used to, but it's probably freezing compared to what you're used to, wouldn't you say?
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Alway pooping and thinking of you <3 mojave desert
