Uhtred_Ragnarson Member

chat with @synchkat and try to hold her attention

Wander in, wonder where everyone is today, then order a mocha and a scone and sit by myself hoping that someone would join me

Hope I get pinched

pull out a ukelele and sing songs of the island, hoping to get some tips

B)

not near the azzhole that everyone thinks he is~

sweet potato pie - fresh from the oven, and begging to be eaten

not since i caught my man parts in a freak lawn mowing incident - not really interested in sex whatsoever~

why drink wine when you can drink the beers?

she's from Jersey, so I'm thinking fried foods and sweat. amirite?

ask @synchkat to set with me, whilst I proclaim my love to her through song~

just ate a bowl of Chili with cheese and onions - ooooh, yes~

poopie diapers?

Button up my shirt to hide my chest hair

What are you thankful for?

vanilla cream

do you know that there are two things that are most important to me that i loathe to share, but do so cause i try not to be greedy?

set her on a high pedestal, surround her with candles and offer her fresh cut pineapple slices

dont you know that i like my stuff and dont want others to enjoy it? does that make me a bad person?

people who have a sense of humor ..... @synchkat

that i'm not afraid to show my face in publicz

maybe you think that i should share but know that i dont but i should but you think i do?

set next to her and tell her how jesus saved me and that she needs saving too

is it bad that i dont like to share?

Vegans and Crossfitters~ there, I said it~

none of the above since i gave up sex for Lent. Since then, I've learned to play the piano, learned two languages (Portugese and Tagalog), and now teach macro economics at the local Jr College. I sure will be glad when lent is over tho~ Can anyone tell me when that is?

would smash, then buy her a beer, and muss her hair and call her a good kid~

salted caramel

rough sessytime in the bathroom

when people on here use old washed up actors as thier profile pics