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Icicle broke free from the roof and plunged straight into her eye.

Fell through a floor on her old house.

read the back of my tee shirt - the b*tch fell off.

Oooh I would love to have one of those!!! She did not sit down shut up and hold on.

One too many hits of acid

Sorry - didn't intend to be mean. Slip her some cyanide and let her drift off while performing my own special autopsy.

Basement flooded and she couldn't find the key to the cuffs

Drank too much. :p

Was run over by a fancy Cadillac. It was the prettiest shade of blue.

Choked on Turkish taffy

Definitely this.

Movember over and everyone asking when are you going to shave. Not gonna happen

@Esma12 Mugged and molested by a brute of a man. Such a gorilla.

Had an emergency appendix removed and got a MRSA infection

Tasty tacos

Slipped off the the side of a mountain trail while running. He was looking at his handy GPS system and not looking where he was going.

Great white got her while scuba diving.

Millionaire Next Store - Great Read. Too many people spend their entire cash flow and don't save anything. Some by circumstance but others simply raise their standard of living.

You can tell worth by zipcode ;)

Maybe

lost during an exorcism.

Tried to out do Catherine the great and the horse fell on her

Oh boy. I think I'll just die.

Was wearing rattlesnake venom laced lipstick for her next victim and licked her lips in anticipation.

Tried to go over the falls in a barrel

Dismembered zombie came back to get her. He was heartless

We make a great drug for that and it is now a chronic disease state with a life expectancy of only two years less than a non-infected person. Only sad it took so long to get to this place. Motorcycle accident

Honey poured on her privates and placed on a fire ant hill