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Is saving up so he can afford to move to the Castro district
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Move over for the spoon
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To go back to bed and pretend it's the weekend
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Has erotic dreams about an iron giant
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Has a huge furby collection
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Strokes her kitty 500 times every evening
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Owes everyone money for hamburgers. Claims payment will be made at a later date. Wimpy
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Has a vivid imagination
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Watches erotic movies
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Could not pay his debts and a hit went out
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Steals the pretty umbrellas from all the exotic drinks. And the cherries too!
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STDs
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The Kat in her name ate all my goldfish :'(
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No but admired his accomplishments.
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Fallen angel got her
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Has a toothbrush collection as souvenirs from house guests.
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She got tired of me. I was yesterday's news
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I think once B)
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One can always dream. Decided to go hardwood vs carpet but didn't like the look and glued the carpet back on.
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Doesn't really know how to multiply
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Has conquered an entire division in one evening.
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Likes camel toes
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Said the pot to the kettle.
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Has pierced nipples.
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Doesn't live at the center of the universe.
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Likes to sing "It's a small world afterall" kinda deflating.
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Was way too animated - Oh the drama!
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She always called it chewy.
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With a name like that - must be naughty.
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He was a rat
