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He had skinny arms flapping in the breeze

She ate all the roadkill stew herself, I starved.

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She invited all the strays to come into the house to live there.

Station Identification

Spacious

Union Soldier

She hung around the entire next day so I told her to go home after I fed her 3x. She left in a huff.

Union Labour

She wasn't jealous because she was having an affair on the sly.

She is the one confused, not me, she needs ginkgo biloba :)

He said he had amnesia after he tried to stick me with my own butcher knife that had been strangely missing for a month.

He wasn't divorced yet and came with baggage not put away

Degree deserved

I decided he was not my type and not happy with his own self.

He only listened to rap

I got tired of him cross dressing and wearing my nicest underwear

Paint stripper

Oh, make a calendar for some of these things, like the makeup artist. Plan ahead. I'm 66, and all ages are awesome! I feel like I'm 30. I'm grateful to myself for every day for the good things each day. Happiness is not a illusion. Negative thoughts entertained could be a private he!!. Don't do it for yourself or your nice…

All that was said is so good. Good people who gave you awesome ideas. If it were me, I would get a nice box from my stash or go to the thrift stores and buy one. Cut up some printer paper into ~8 pieces. Stack up about 50 and sit down and reread all of the comments and suggestions. Write positive statements for the…

Belly

South Africa

I didn't get his phone number the next morning

He refused to eat any kind of beans

Christmas meaning

Order

Paper Tiger

I fell asleep a few times with firm support sports bra on, woke up so uncomfortable and couldn't hardly wait to get it off fast enough and fumbly because I was asleep so that made it hard to get off too. I'm sticking with the Victoria's Secret sleep/leisure bra category of "I love the comfort and the gentle support during…

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