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Gonna stick with @VintageMisery514 But would take a shout-out/hello from @keepingupwith_kristen <3
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Aw.....shucks
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Yes, please (that seems to work)
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Pass, bruh
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Who was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall with Mila Kunis
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wouldn't polish my tool
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She couldn't afford me
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Would let me go outside without my helmet on
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@MaxPower6868
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since I'm not sure, I am guessing I am not the Crush of @Darklords or @_fitness4life_ Not seeing MaxPower up here anywhere....I'm off to the Uncrushables thread to talk about BACON!!!!!!
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she said "C'mon over, no one is home". So I went over, and no one was home!
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Was finished before I even got warm
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Wouldn't let me IN the car
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When I asked her if she wanted to have sex, she would pull out her Magic 8 ball to answer me. Reply hazy, try again later
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She thought Creep was sung by Coldplay
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She thought I meant ACTUAL sword swallowing.
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Steve-O
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@Robbo_79
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"Country Day" in the office. Y2Kountry on XM since 8am. I'd rather jab pencils in my eye!!!!!!!!!
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Would always mask his emotions
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that "I know something you don't" smile
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Most definitely
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Absolutely
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<3 nuff said
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Not usually a 'bathroom mirror selfie guy' (especially at work), but like the look today
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@Robbo_79
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I would get Carpal Tunnel from writing out all the 'Thank you' notes.
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I would yell "Lance, they are ticketing your Audi" so that 3/4s of the coffee shop would empty out and we could have some provacy
