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So tired even her even can't even
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Oh, to be so lucky as to be her "1" <3
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COMPLETELY misunderstood what I mean by 'double fisting', and I haven't been able to walk straight since
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@gonzalesvikki MOST definitely
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She refused to accept I was blind
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YES YES YES (pay NO attention to my answers above) <3
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Two guys sitting on the couch, dog on the floor starts licking himself. One guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that" and the other says, "Nah, I think he'd bite you"
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Don't think I kept it much of a secret
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possibly
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She never knew what I was talking about
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Hell no
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If I didn't already have one, yes!
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#3
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@slimgirljo15
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Absolutely
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Very pretty, but think it would make me the dirty old man..... :'(
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<3
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Add me up!
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Absolutely!
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Could I have a two night stand, please?
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Who was in The Way Way Back with Toni Collette (see what I did there?)
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Nicknamed his significant other "Crisco", cuz she had too much fat in her can
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hasn't changed..... yup
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I believe so
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Yes!
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extremely heavy dirigible/the musical composition doesn't change (artist/song)
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Didn't have a dictionary available to look up misogynist
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You must NEVER go to Karaoke, then
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As long as she brings the Rocket Fuel
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Kept breaking my thumbs
