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Always had to wear socks cuz never trimmed the toenails. Could take a trout out of a brook with those feet!

Warm balls are happy balls!

Never been called 'normal', so I wouldn't know.

Can't seem to get to 100.

She couldn't get past Mind over Matter

Was intoxicated in a diner and ordered a LGBT sandwich instead of a BLT. Boy, did THAT night ever change quickly!

"Slide" by the Goo Goo Dolls. Was 'our song' when my g/f was killed. To this day, I still can't hear it.

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has always been @VintageMisery514 but one does not simply ignore @keepingupwith_kristen

Double Vision / Foreigner

@MaxPower6868 ;)

Thought I was hung too much

This goes to 11

Who was in Life of Pi with Suraj Sharma

@Robbo_79

Sir, that is for Ladies only. So is this, but every once in a while I have to run a little water through it! - Peter O'Toole, My Favorite Year

Granted, but a fly got in the teleporter with you.....and we all know how THAT ends! I wish I could eat all the pizza and wings I want, and never gain any weight.

Absolutely. Might even distract the rescue boats for a while. ;)

GUYS don't understand women. MEN understand them perfectly. The hard part is knowing the difference.

Correct! And I happen to think that "Enumerating a Murder" is one of the best clues I've seen........ if I do say so myself

She didn't say "fine". She said "leave me alone". In that case, you leave her alone; you stand by until she cools off enough to discuss what is bothering her. The same with "fine". It either means she is too upset to talk about it (which is good because she will calm down and you can talk later) OR she doesn't think you…

anonymously, perhaps

Today is his 4th birthday. All 5 pounds of him!!!!!!

Absolutely

My NEW favorite is Cuervo CINGE (Cinnamon flavored tequilla) VERY TASTY

deliveries scheduled to her house on Wednesday (roses), Thursday (chocolate covered strawberries), Friday (tulips, her favorite), and Saturday (3 foot stem roses). Gift is wrapped for Sunday. I THINK I got this covered...... <3

not yet, but definitely crushable!

[Enumerating a Murder]/[Precipitation in Mobtown] artist/song

Tears for Fears / Shout (that's 2 for me!!!!!!!)