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Lancer Evo

Skeels = drives a golf cart with triangle wheels

I drive my smart car while eating this sh**t.

I'm sitting on her car.

That's a lot of people and a lot of names!

I just did pull ups on one of the street signs. Cars didn't seem to slow down nor care.

I'm walking with my dogs right now. I got my shirt off and I'm pushing a stroller with a Tyrion Lannister wax figure sitting in it. So far no complaints. B)

When they hate on me for being able to do handstands on the stair-climber while wearing a tuxedo. When they hate on me for being able to roller-skate sideways and bust a reverse and spin at 8.0 and above on the treadmill. Incline at max. When they stare at me for wearing a rabbit suit on the elliptical machine. When I…

I'll be there but I'm gonna be starting at the finish line and running the opposite direction, based on my knowledge of the historically-accurate movie titled "300," which by the way, would have only lasted about 17 minutes if they cut out half of the slow-motion stuff. I would be on the enemy's side, for sure.

I trip random strangers out when I hand them my headphones blasting "Informer" by Snow and ask them to try and decipher what he's saying in the chorus.

https://youtu.be/BWNQTqMkezc This is what I do.

I'm killing it to some Lacuna Coil, Massive Attack, Assemblage 23, and Nitzer Ebb right now. :)

Hang on :)

Stronger, happier.

I had some bacon, scrambled eggs, shredded/hash potatoes, wheat toast, etc...... also had some Middle-Eastern roast beef. ;) Yeah, real good.

This is how I do my calorie intake count. That up there is one breakfast. But I divided it into three pictures (just shut up, don't ask why). So if that breakfast was about 1500 calories altogether, then damn it I can divide that into three and believe that I only had 500 calories. Now I know that this explanation makes…

Dude, I do this all time with my lady. Luckily I'm no longer out of breath after purchasing an automatic airpump at Target.

Hold up, you're telling us you can down 15-16 shots of tequila in one night? Daaaaaaaaamn!

Once I hit 185 lbs. again I'm jumping out of the back of Lone Starr and Barf's Eagle 5 Winnebago like last time. ^ about 240-245 there. I wanted to jump out of a plane but for my height (5'11/6ft) they said I had to lose some weight. That sucked but it was a wake up call. Set a goal of 200. I got there but still felt like…

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I would just rest. It's the best thing to do. Yeah I wouldn't even go to the gym at all if I were sick. Rest, hydrate, eat what you want in moderation, and get back on track once you're fully recovered.

It kind of looks like a helicopter but that looks pretty functional. Not sure if you have the manuals/instructions but those usually contain actual illustrations and tips on technique/posture/etc. If not, maybe YouTube will have that model there. Or something very similar to it.

Nah, I stop at Fish Oil and Vitamins. I'll log a teaspoon or two of creamer but one capsule of fish oil isn't gonna make a difference. This'll just add more aggravation and worries for me.

Duuuuuude! B) Excellent job!

Me too. I was starting to get excited there. I really would have been a great ninja to jump out of his cake topless like Erika Eleniak in Under Siege.

:D :D Is the caloric burn count accurate? You know, I may have found a use for that thing, if I could only find it. But yeah, the Fitbit would be great too as well. :(

I dunno. It's like e-mails and whatnot. If it's not a serious "relationship" or whatever, and she even offers you her password (trick by the way so you'll feel obligated to give yours to her as well so she can SNOOP into your sh***, just say no, or cover your ears and be like "La! La! La! La! La! I don't wanna know! La!…

:D :D :D :D

If it's like cleaning countertops and spraying Windex and wiping windows and cleaning a rifle or rearranging shelves and whatnot, I just dock it down as a freebie/extra-room for a KitKat bar or somethin'. But if I'm doing yard-work or climbing up my roof to get rid of leaves or to clear out my rain gutters or if I have to…