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Kicking *kitten* and taking names...
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Of the convenience of it all...
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Convincing others that's it's okay, just try it once...
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Taking my lunch money (all 95 cents) because I "narced" him out... #SnitchesGetStitches
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Always 1st in line at the water fountain...
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She always spoke in the 3rd person...
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The rules changed...
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She didn't respect my curfew...
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Completing all assignments in a timely fashion...
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She requested payment for her services...
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Convincing me to be happy when all I'm really looking for is peace...
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The girl who sold me Cracker Jacks so I could get the tattoos thus allowing me to provide my services...
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Only my mind is slow, sorry... I want you because you follow standard protocol...
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I can be a very giving man..,
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I like your metaphors...
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You are tutu perceptive...
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You have a non-standing reservation in a home somewhere in Texas...
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You find out a positive test result is not so positive after all...
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I found out we were related... #MomIsThatYou
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She had 4 personalities...
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She wouldn't let me share my love with others...
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Bending all the rules to her benefit...
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You may be low maintenance and very forgiving of infidelity...
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Making me try new things...
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You let me be the thimble when playing Monopoly...
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"We were just 2 lost souls swimming in a fishbowl..."
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She was hardheaded - literally...
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She always pulled the football away just as I was about to kick it...
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Frequently being excused from class to tend to personal matters at home...
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Always cutting in line at the water fountain...
