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Apologize for falling asleep on the treadmill...
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The life of the party...
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According to your username, you're fun-sized - which means lower calories...
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Legs, legs, legs...
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Admire her 7 lb "dumbbells"...
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Impersonating 2 gerbils...
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Playing extreme twister while consuming obscene amounts of alcohol...
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Codependency relationships are the best ones...
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Apologize for all the grunting noises I make while benching 45 lbs...
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She mommied me too much...
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The guy whose abs people used to wash their clothes...
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She made me get rid of all my Late Night with David Letterman VHS cassettes...
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Emily Valentine...
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Be slightly annoyed that we are wearing the same workout clothes...
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You can provide me shelter from hurricane Harvey...
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You can't tell when I'm laughing in the inside...
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You believe wearing clothes is optional...
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You prefer when we eat out...
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Try to make eye contact while resisting the temptation to stare at her legs...
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Got it - you're up!
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You invite me into your home...
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I predict 2 entertainers will get highly overpaid by millions of whom are underpaid watching a predetermined mediocre product that has been massively overhyped... #MuchAdoAboutNothing
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Sharing needles...
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You know all the shortcuts to all the places around town...
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Tell them to let mom know I'll be home a little late today...
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Voluntarily offering massages to the cheerleaders...
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Clue #1 to this 3-way Mash-up: The 2-word title to song #2 is (Contemporary + Female) 1. Boomtown Rats 2. Sleater-Kinney 3. Urge Overkill
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Politely decline any protein shake advice...
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Attending all school-related functions...
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Of your physical attributes...
