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Downloading music illegally... #Napster
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Misbehaving purposely so that she can be sent to the office...
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Often mistaken for Britney Spears...
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Far more mature than the other students...
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You are metaphorically stimulating...
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Convincing me to partake in inappropriate behavior...
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Keeps a well maintained chimney...
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I really like your peaches and I want to shake your tree...
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You capitalize random words with an unabashed fear of grammatical consequences...
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Grin and bear it...
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The only 4 time winner of the talent show as a ventriloquist...
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I was only bilingual not trilingual...
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I seldomed assumed the position...
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Dotting all her i's and crossing all her t's...
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Talk about what could've been that never was...
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Death by apple picking - a bit too far from her reach...
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The girl who didn't succumb to conformity...
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Car accident applying makeup while driving...
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Play hide and seek...
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The first student to arrive and the last one to leave...
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Apparently, she didn't appreciate my attempt to improve my performance in the bedroom by practicing with other women...
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Challenge her bravely to a thumb war...
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You may know the directions to my destination...
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Exclusively dating older men...
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Learning above her grade level...
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Your eyebrows compliment your glasses... or your glasses compliment your eyebrows... One of those - either way, take it as a compliment...
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You can teach me a new language...
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I didn't anticipate her couples swap would include animals...
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Bad timing - I walked in our bedroom at a bad time while she was having a good time with someone else for the last time...
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You can defend me from all of my bullies...
