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Respectfully rejecting offers to pose for Maybelline...
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Considering a name change to Madonna... #MaterialGirl
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Always wearing MC Hammer pants...
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Has more facial hair than the principal...
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Taking it nice and slow as if it were the first time she ever... attended school
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Teaching me how to wrestle... Well, and when I'd tackle her...
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Arguing with the counselor because she was given a bottom locker when she specifically requested a top one...
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Taking all honors classes to boost her GPA...
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Organizing all senior class activities...
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I never stopped to ask for directions...
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Of the legal age to consume alcohol...
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Taking Spanish classes and passing them perfectamente!
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I wouldn't upgrade her MFP to premium...
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She IS wearing pants in her profile pic...
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Stoner getting kicked outta class...
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Avoiding eye contact at all costs...
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She was a little bit country AND a little bit rock 'n roll. And I was deaf...
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I was never able to overcome my insecurities...
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He/she was not registered to vote...
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You have a 90 mph fastball... #Lefty
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Turning in all his assignments in a timely fashion...
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She's camera-shy...
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She should not post leg pics...
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Your vast range in taste of music... #VinylCollection
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She's a great driver who never leaves the turn signal on...
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I wouldn't give beneficial input regarding decorating the house...
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Mention that the beer tastes great to which his reply would be "less filling"...
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Holding the record for most consecutive years at a high school - 6...
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Memorizing all the lyrics to "La Macarena"...
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Devising a formula to rid teenage angst...
