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@igotmine

@adequate

Oh, you're one of those naturally skinny guys. That's cool *givesyouthestinkeye*

You won't find me

Naughty after being nice most her life

Night, doll

Meh, it was after burning around 500 at the gym, plus at my size I need 2800 a day, so the 700 is only 25%. I can splurge every now and then

@mapofhawaii45

I had taco bell for breakfast

@iwontgetitinyourhair

I'm already watching you

@icaneatapeachforhours

I'm setting you up on a blind date with @alltheworld

@sitonmyface

@idontmindsleepingonthewetspot

@ivegotagaragebutimparkingintherear

One direction

@milkmyprostate

Did you add "in bed" to the end?

Yes

@lipstickonmyjohnson

@illmakeyousmile

@threeholechick

@notcallingmydoctorafter4hours

@imakeyousqueal

@icomesecond

That'll do. At ease.

Cards against humanity writer

A different craft brewer comes in every other Thursday to host bingo and the prizes are swag from that brewery

I'll skip with you