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100% not your intention but you made me think of a song called Cars that go Boom that I loved as a kid
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I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and…
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@Reckoner67 you are one of those rare people who make me burst out laughing not just because of how funny you are but also because you’re so quick and witty and i admire/envy that trait
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And I’ll mean it too 🤨
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This made me laugh so much
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Truest post you ever made
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😂
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This dude was funny. Why’d he go awol?
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I am not but i always wished i had learned one of the martial arts. How long have you been doing it?
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I’m still recovering from the last time I complimented you 😅😏
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Add me to the perpetually pale list. I have to have my skin checked every six months by a derm and I’ve also had melasma issues so getting a tan isn’t remotely tempting. St Tropez One Day Only is pretty good stuff. It doesn’t actually tan you so it doesn’t smell bad and it’s truly water proof.
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Yours is that you’re bossy Jk we both know what my favorite feature is ☺️
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Sometimes i study random people to see what makes them uniquely beautiful. Like in an airport or something. And there’s always something. Everyone has their ‘thing’ that is so endearing and sexy and human. I have had to stop myself from telling strangers their thing that makes them beautiful to me. Maybe I shouldn’t. Maybe…
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😆
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I have my moments 😬
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Let me know when we start talking youchoob videos
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@kinetixtrainer2 arrest this hijacker
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In what now?
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This made me lol
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Its just turtles all the way down
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He’s using me to get you to selfie? I feel so important 😌
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I had to have some biopsies done and my dermatologist was a young kid who was clearly new to bedside manner. He left me naked and FDAU while he left to get various instruments. Left the door wide open. Not once. Not twice. Three times. But he told me i was a really good bleeder so 😌
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But.. but.. but... what will give you a sense of purpose? 😅
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But asidefrom your job, what do you live for? What makes you excited to consider the possibility of retirement? I’m like 30 years from retirement so I’m not that worried about it but I would like to have something other than my job bring me a feeling of accomplishment. Maybe I’m depressed. Is this depression? Or just a…
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I suspect we have similar occupations
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So tell me what you live for. What gets you out of bed excited for the day? What makes the frustrating job worth dealing with? This sounds horrible but people talk about spending time with their kids and stuff.. umm spending time with my kids is spent worrying about how badly I’m raising them. Thats my special mom-guilt…
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Absolutely. Deadlines are my jam because it means all my regular work is being neglected and will have piled up so that it takes weeks to get through it. This last Wednesday i set a goal to clean the entire house top to bottom. I was genuinely amused when i got to the last thing on my list because it was like I couldn’t…
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I sabotage myself from ever getting 100% caught up at work and home because I can’t face the existential crisis that comes with realizing it was the process that fulfilled me and not the completion. I’m terrified to find myself asking “what now? what was it all for?”
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Looks spelled incorrectly because I’m so used to seeing your name 😅
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That turns you into a hot mess eh?