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This reminds me of the time i got a sliver from my popsicle stick

This is what I think about people who can selfie in public without getting self conscious 😅

This is my favorite day 😂

So many women know this that now you see women gushing over each other instead. In some situations it’s clear that the compliments are only intended to make themselves look secure when they aren’t really.

😂 I like to think it wouldn’t be the last either

I feel like I could’ve probably chilled in a uterus at some point with @JustReadTheInstructions and @Caporegiem

I swear we share a brain. I also find the dna thing interesting but REALLLLY convenient for the government 🤓 But i have been considering doing the dna test thing so let me know if it helps at all

A wise philosopher once said the whole depression/anxiety thing is poop or something to that effect and i think that sums it up quite accurately. I struggled for years. YEARS. Before i let go of the stigma surrounding meds. Now i will preach it to anyone who will listen that those drugs are life changing. I’m not ignorant…

I think i have a resting grump face. I’m not sophisticated enough to have rbf.

Goodness

You would hate women’s underwear

I find it much easier to do that online. But in person i have to actually contort my face into pleasant expressions and that’s a big barrier to entry

Did the teacher just become the teachee?

This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me…

I laughed out LOUD at this while sitting in a crowded oil change place

There aren’t enough songs about potato salad bringing all the cousins to the yard imo

You’re the worst ☺️

Self-flagellation Journey to the Microcosmos Clean

Sounds like something AI would say

I read the whole internet and my findings are as follows: SLEEP IN CLOTHES OR NAKED

Have I mentioned how much i enjoy your posts? 😏

I’ve heard this expression before and it kinda makes me see red, lol. No man made me do it, *kitten* or otherwise

Mfp seems to be more forgiving of human shortcomings than any other online forum I’ve been part of. I have been spending a lot of time this past year stockpiling the courage to be more transparent about who i really am and what I’ve done. In general I mean. Not for any catharsis or anything, more just for the sake of…

I knew I should’ve named my firstborn Slam Dansworth

I appreciate your posts in this thread.

This topic is difficult because there’s a gaping divide between people who have cheated and who have been cheated on. Few people are untouched by it one way or another. Its a super ugly topic. I don’t like admitting my own part in it. I don’t want to be lumped in with the unfeeling selfish emotionally dead monsters. All i…

Wasn’t it a stick? 😏

You and me both girl

If you’re looking for a reason why its justified or okay, I don’t have anything for you

I know many people who have cheated or are currently cheating, myself included. Blanket statements like “all cheaters are pond scum” are so black and white, whereas human motivation and behavior is so incredibly nuanced. I can respect that people feel strongly about it though. So why did i cheat? If i only knew. Here are…