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Come back when your gifs gif
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I don’t know that I’ve ever celebrated this holiday
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I stole it from @Caporegiem I’m sure
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Somehow i knew you’d quote that in a hot second 🤦🏼♀️
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I wouldn’t have considered tongue brushing to be such obvious hygiene. No dentist has ever told me to do it and I’ve never seen a tongue brusher thingy anywhere near the floss or toothpaste at Target. Don’t get me wrong, i sometimes get up in there with my toothbrush after i hit up the four quadrants but I wouldn’t go so…
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Knowing how much premium costs is just one of the many perks of having premium
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*shudder*
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😬😬😌
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I’m feeling tingly things
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Even more proof that premium is a scam you ask me 😏
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Carly simon- You’re so vain “And we don’t need the ladies cryin cuz the story’s sad”
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The Monkees “After three days in the desert fun i was looking at a river bed And the story it told Of a river that flowed Made me sad to think it was dead”
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I’m guessing that 9 times out of ten that never happens
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Sighhh You just get me
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I could use more capo 🤷🏼♀️
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@Caporegiem you’re kinda being summoned here
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Hey guys remember when it was valentines day? That was fun. We need a countdown to v day 2020
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This is an utter violation of something important Edit: a hippo violation is what it is
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Someone who can provide some real baggy sweatpants and identify as siamese twins with me
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It looks pretty well pulled to me
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Like cindy lou who?
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When they finish my
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Apparently this is actually a thing. I learned it five minutes ago while searching for a balding messy bun pic
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Jack Knight and Dakoda House
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What if they’re slightly balding
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“Hey guys i know this sounds crazy but my somewhat unlicensed psychotherapist says i need to sleep with your tweenage daughter while listening to softcore tapes four nights a week, you understand don’t you?” Parents:
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Kinda crazy amirite?
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Damn straight babe
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Its like you don’t even read my posts. You’re the worst
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She’ll pretend to hate it, it’ll be great
