TheHawk007 Member

Good Luck to you all. Trust me, it will be appreciated.l <3

Yes. In a ladychrislike way

Nice hat...

Can we call it the Woo Clan? Or is that copyrighted? How about an "FU" button, for those who can't spell?

I'm on the other side of this, as I am in Al-Anon. I lost my wife (she's still alive) because of booze. I encourage all to add me as a friend. But, there's only so much I can do. YOU will have to decide on your path. I can only point in a direction....

Hysterical

Fat Free Coffeemate and Stevia.............................sigh :/

You can join us, or keep crying...what do you want in your life?

You might want to go back on your old stack of Playboys to find the Amish Exclusive Issue. I forget the year. "Girls That Love To Churn Butter" was a big hit. Good Luck. You might want to try AmishOnly online, since you seem like a total perv. Good Luck...

Hey cat, where you at?

If I offended you in any way, I will apologise as much as you want. I am glad, however that YOU see that it was A JOKE. The clock on the wall says it's time for a stroll to a nearby sports bar, so off I go. Thank you for responding, it kept me from having to type "Go State" Cheers

I almost expected a reply like this, but I gotta tell you, I AM impressed with the number of syllables...

1. i like the heart...............was posted by OutOfUserNames. I wrote "somebody else". Pay attention. 2. Not alliteration, true, but still, Hawk/Owl, again, too hard to figure out a link? 3. As a lizard, perhaps you could grow a thicker skin 4. My original offer to the OP still stands 5. Merry Xmas

Okay, let's review, before the PC police get too involved in this thread. If the OP is truly offended at what I wrote, I will gladly apologise... If you look at the picture posted, your eye is drawn toward................THE OWL, umkay? So, since my nickname is Hawk, and there was a picture of an owl...........try to…

If you are in the gym, congrats! That is ANOTHER positive step! You are winning and don't even know it! Since you are back in college, time is of the essence. Obviously, walking for 12 hours would burn more calories, but nobody on planet Earth wants to do that. So, make your 20 minutes on a treadmill count! See how far you…

Forgive me, the alliteration was too easy to pass up.

How rare! A cat with a mouse! ;) ;)

If you can read between the lines, it's a polite way of saying "I like staring at your cleavage", which would be impolite, no matter what person...

As The Hawki, I approve this bird thread...

You have now entered a journey of a 1000 miles. It all begins with the first step............and here you are. I am NOT an expert, but it seems to me you are doing the exact RIGHT THING. Being: You've recognized the problem. You're taking steps to resolve it. THAT IS A GREAT START! Please accept Jodie's friend request as…

The Hawk likes The Owl... <3

How does Mr Sith NOT have an avatar? How is the allowed to be posted? For shame, moderators.....

Saw Brian Setzer Orchestra last night. Stray Cat Strut! These are all hysterical! Thank you!

Okay, NOT red vine, but still.............Don't know about you, but I gotta watch my sodium, amongst other things

Fruitcake? Well, if you are what you eat.... Salted licorice? Never heard of that. You take a nice cherry Red Vine, and somebody went "This needs sodium" WTF is that? Like all things, Spam (in moderation) is okay. Cubed and mixed with scrambled eggs is better than ham, IMHO. 3 Musketeers? Only candy that gives me instant…

Once drank a bottle of Drano...

Is a hussy...

Aim higher! I've got a thick head...

Bridge of Sighs by Robin Trower

It's payday, Christmas time, and my check engine light came on...hey, you asked.