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@NYRhockey00 I showed up for the baseball game...and everybody laughed
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Look! No hands! Woooooo!
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If he's dead...let it rest. If he's alive in Cuba but wants everyone to think he's dead, well...try not to mess it up for him and let that rest too.
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Brilliant response!!! LOL (and now back to business...) "cow bells are good cuz they don't have a lot of moving parts"
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We know...
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They have absolutely no idea that I'm not wearing any pants
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Hmmmm...the GPS says I'm in Afghanistan but the subway is right over there.
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Vegetarian here as well. After many years I just reintroduced the occasional egg to my diet. That may or may not be a permanent change once I get back to an ideal weight. I used to describe myself as "trending vegan" because I continued to eat yogurt and some soft and hard cheeses and the idea of giving up small amounts of…
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sorry...was that you?
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takes taxidermy dog to the beach
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the neighbor who borrowed my lawnmower in 1986
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let's not give the dogs a bad name...it was probably only trying to help
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shot down the Red Baron and gave Snoopy all the credit
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again
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been peeking in Boudie's window;
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got a kiss from a pit bull that wouldn't hurt a flea
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hid all the knee socks
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enjoys clog dancing with Sumo wrestlers
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pissed that Disco replaced Ballroom Dancing
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Look! It clumps!
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doesn't change the litter box often enough
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didn't know they were actually highly trained cats in dog suits
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decided maybe flossing is not such a bad idea
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She actually thought I could be difficult to live with! Can you imagine that?
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Can't see me!!! I'm hiding behind my phone!!
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trying to imagine what being a rockstar was like BEFORE drugs
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has the last two witnesses in the trunk of his car
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@rockgoddess secretly listens to Mozart... laura works at NORAD and has her finger on the button...
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Far far more than just a mere shoulder!!
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wears green well
