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I recommend the kangaroo jogging suit, with built in tummy storage.

Speaking of Rick.. who remembers this scene from last night?

I've found over the years that working out with friends starts off fun, and if they're dedicated it can even be a great thing in the short term, but inevitably someone's schedule changes and I find that I have real difficulty going solo again after having a partner for an extended period. For that reason alone I've decided…

I guess even the snarky thread has it's limits..

I've evolved from snarky to straight @sshole. I just read the threads and shake my head in disgust most of the time..

I dress up in creepy clown suits and scare little kids. Keeps me busy

I thought it was about mowing while drinking red bull..

It's all good. I hear Redbull gives you wings..

I hear you. I was more referring to the knee high grass comments.. Still working on my first cup of coffee over here;) #grouchy

Lawn care rebellion... its all fun and games until someone's trying to sell a home on your street and home values are nose diving because someone doesn't want to take care of their *kitten*. Part of the reason why I moved to a neighborhood where lawn care is provided. :)

I'm the same. I eat unsalted sunflower seeds ALL DAY LONG to keep my mouth from being bored. I figure if I'm going to be eating something it might as well be tiny and time consuming. I do factor the extra calories in.

Yup, I eat nachos almost every day.. one serving, which equals 7 chips with a pinch of melted cheese and some salsa. It makes them like a delicacy. Ha. I don't do cheat days but I eat whatever tf I want.

Mapquest and Mazda here.. I guess I'm in for a road trip

..in the night

We did an all inclusive resort in the Riviera Maya part of Mexico. It was awesome because it was part of a chain of resorts that let you stay at one but take part in the activities and restaurants at any of the others. There were plenty of activities and excursions to keep us busy too (snorkeling, touring mayan ruins, atv…

I shave mine because otherwise my panty hose get snagged..

Right, so when a dude shaves his legs, how does he know when to stop? I mean, if I stopped at my *kitten*, now I just have a weird hairy *kitten*.. might as well keep going.. now I have a hairy-border at my lower back.. thus the debauchery continues..

I would definitely be asking that same question to the alarm company!

Vodka soda is my friend. Kills the hunger pangs. Go in peace my child

Bummer! Feel better.

I'm guessing honey..

I'm thinking you meant FUDGE.. Yes I too enjoy fudge, but it's loaded with calories, so there's that..

For those who are nervous about the link..

This story was on CNN not too long ago and was legit creepy.. http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/14/us/spirit-leaving-body-photo-trnd/

Peaches?

Stop talking to creepy men on the interwebs