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Every naughty thing possible
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Oh sorry :/ :'(
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She's reconsidering because it's so good but now is competing with her mom ..
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Still trying to decide what her new name is going to be Javier or Allen
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Pretends she's not been seeing the same plastic surgeon as catlin (Bruce) Jenner
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Still doesn't stop her , she's very talented
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Offers me head if I'll pay her rent the first of every month
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She decided to blow the cop
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Owns a Chinese restaurant and is under surveillance by animal protection
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Didn't let me finish
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She's an actual vampire and let me just say she knows how to suck
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Didn't want to be spontaneous down I 95 Prude
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Low sex drive
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She made me dress up as Jesus to have sex with her
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she wants me to be with her in the third
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the one that liked to steal boyfriends
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can't wait to make her first sex tape
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steals all the money from my escort job to pay for sun screen
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has already made my picture into a fathead for her wall
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took a class in college called"intro to oral pleasure" on the recommendation of her mom
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she was really good in bed but also a stage five clinger
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she thought I was secretly superman and got mad when I couldn't fly
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I heard she secretly wanted to be cher
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she refused to tell her husband about us
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gets mistaken for heath ledger in batman
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i heard he bought those clothes just to take his profile picture all he owns are underroo's with my little pony on them
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I got jealous of all the Richard's before me and she tried to steal my soul ... typical red head
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yeah she's really good at playing the field... of dicks
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she had no problem finding it
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legally named my penis after her ex
