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public relations at ashley madison
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will only purchase penis shaped suckers
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She was way too emotional
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Couldnt wait to show his friends the "light saber" he found in his mom's underwear drawer
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Knew the dimensions of a locker from the inside
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Class clown
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Enjoys Dutch ovens late at night
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Just assumed that all families French kiss goodbye
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Signed up to play the skin flute for her high school talent show
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Wishes her guy had the same name as me then things wouldnt be so awkward
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Likes to do freaky things with gerbils
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Keeps sending me her panties
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Used to *kitten* to a wall sized poster of screech from saved by the bell
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Swears she's not superficial but looks in the mirror every 2 min
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She had one too many fuzzy navels at the office Christmas party and ended up in the broom closet with her boss...gotta climb the corporate ladder some how
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:) Susan?!! And hopefully she can only have one of your hearts ha
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He's adopted she once went skiing with us in the car (If you don't know what skiing is use urban dictionary)
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She uses going to McDonald's as an excuse to take me somewhere hidden then begs me to give her Big Mac she loves the special sauce
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wants to have me for lunch
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yes :) well what you found is a comic/sci-fi geek ha
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I would totally watch doctor who with you
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foreign movies and chill
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yes drink a few beers
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A lot
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ONS
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8.5
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Heard she used to douche herself at the car wash
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Thanks happy to be here!
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heard she sexually serviced a horse at bonnaroo
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yes @jen_bush
